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Getting Dunked On By 13 Year Olds

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This was a crazy week for missionary work. Last week, I told y'all that we were going to pop the question to somebody and invite them to get baptized...well, appearently, she is wanted in Iran. She lead a womans right movement and is muslim so she cant leave her faith. By teaching her, we are litterally putting her in danger of being killed...bruh moment. Lakesides first potential baptism in years happens to be wanted in Iran. AINT NO WAY!! We also lost our next progressing friend named Oliver. He is 15, he asked us at a park out of the blue to get baptized. Well, we found out that he lives outside of our area. Thankfully, I got to refer them to my trainer Elder Bartholomew, who is a dawg, but Oliver blocked them. Now Oliver is no longer being taught by any missionary's. We gonna try to rizz him up gospel style here soon, we not done with them yet. Now, with all this crazy, it gets crazier. Every single lesson that we had planned this last week, all canceled once we showed up. ...

My Sister Missionary Mission Begins

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Wow...we have a lot to talk about. I would first like to say this crazy thing. I have officially been set apart as a missionary for a total of 6 months now! This may have been the fasted 6months of my life. I now get to begin my sister missionary mission. T-18 months left.. Also, AINT NO WAY SOMEONE TRIED TO ASSASINATE MY BOY AND MY PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP!! Your going to need a lot more than a bullet to take down that man. Your gonna needa whole army. Also, I'd like to give a special thanks to my family for blowing up our family group chat about this all week. I have never wanted to know what was going on in the world than ever before in my life. It was painful not being able to search up on google what has been going on. This world is crazy. Why can't God just lift up all the good leople in the world,  blow it up already, and let the left stay.. Darn, jkjk. Moving on to the mission life, things are good. Sorry I did not email last week, I got to busy ballin up on P-day and ...

Tires Flying Off Bikes

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What's up, everyone! This has been a crazy week full of lots of random stuff, haha. From my companion's tires flying off while biking to three-hour lunches with non-members who hate our church, and insane heat warnings forcing us to stay inside McDonald's for two hours at a time! I'll start with the miracles we saw this week. Our friend thought she was sneaky and could skip a lesson on us. So, we did what any missionary would do - we called her three times throughout the day and texted her twice, all at different times. She wouldn't answer, so we showed up at her house right before it was time to go home. A guy from AAA was replacing her car battery. Apparently, her car had died, and she'd been busy with work. We decided to reschedule the lesson but shared a quick 20-minute lesson anyway, and she loved it! We have more lessons with her this week too. The next miracle is with our new friend Rozita. We just started teaching her - actually, we quad-taught her. My c...